muerteconleche:

Funny

thunderswarehouse:

leotheleprachaun:

makingfunofthestarks:

On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

Dale Gribble

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(via passi0n-snapping)

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened
samepugs:

same
Intimacy is not who you let touch your genitalia. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.
(via oursecretdesires)

(Source: queerkaitlin, via h0llabackbitch)


majortvjunkie:

Pikachu’s new mega evolution scares me
vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via fly-away-penelope)

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

(via blaz1k3n)

From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
(via sereinsky)

(Source: mydeepest-fear, via the-songs-that-saved-me)