• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

(via dearprongs)

awwww-cute:

Lost a $10 bill last night and couldn’t find I for the life of me. Until little Ava came out of hiding, that is

investings:

if I have to fight for your attention I probably won’t even want it anymore

(via thundercuntsassemble)

mc-squidward:

davescape:

aimmyarrowshigh:

ginnabean:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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let us not forget

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these are also from the same show

Community is fucking great.

(via thatonesoyka)

Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.
Mandy Hale (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care
The thing that frightens me the most about people is that they can invest their time and effort into unraveling you, only to decide that they haven’t found anything worthy enough to make them stay.
(via proctalgia)

(Source: alexithymia-apathy, via tangl3d-web)


parkingstrange:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax

my heart
huntingforsanity:

My time has come

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via thatonesoyka)

tastefullyoffensive:

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