hospitalstays:

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school cum

(via baconnnnnnn)

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni, via baconnnnnnn)

All I can ever ask of you is to please never settle for me. If I’m not what you’re looking for, if I’m not good enough for you, then don’t stay.

Because you’ll end up leaving anyways (via brunettes-n-sunsets)

Please, do me that favor. Do yourself that favor.

(via sheisjustawish)

(via tarynmarylee)


baconnnnnnn:

honestly the next person that invites me to play candy crush saga is going to get a stern talking to

aminaabramovic:

Literally every problem in my life can be solved with money

(via iwantyoutogetlost)

How odd, I can have all this inside me
and to you it’s just words.

David Foster Wallace  (via wordsnquotes)

…on why I often choose not to share anything with anyone

(via fearandloathing420)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via iwantyoutogetlost)


death-by-lulz:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
theclearlydope:

These rims. 

nikegf:

me: that’s funny
*sees who reblogged it*
Nevamind

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ex0rdiium:

While She Sleeps | Our Courage, Our Cancer.
sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.