The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.
happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time
girl: “It really turns me on to have my hair pulled”
DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS
someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know
My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.
People that eat unhealthy are such a turn off for me.I’m all down for pigging out but when you say you don’t eat vegetables and hardly drink water I’m like how are you alive
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
did you know if you squeeze your thumb really hard you wont have a gag reflex?
I found this out on tumblr like a year ago and it’s been really helpful for taking medications and stuff.
sorry if it doesn’t work for you but I haven’t met anyone it didn’t work for.
yeah… that’s what i use it for….
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OH MY GOD IT WORKS I COULD GIVE A BLOWJOB OR LIKE TWENTY BLOWJOBS QUICK SOMEONE FIND ME A DICK